Almost anything is better than moving day

Pouring salt into a cut. Being pepper sprayed, than Tasered by a cop, than stung by a swarm of angry African bees. Using a public toilet after getting giardia.

What do these all have in common? They are all probably things I rather do than move to a different house.

In my mind, moving is one of my least favorite things.

I’ve lived all over the western United States, but have actually been at my recent place for well over a year.

I was content there and up until last week I had no plans of moving to a new place anytime soon.

Then, through a series of strange circumstances, things changed...