Nylons: my enemy

Every time I purchase a pair of nylons I should just chuck them in the trash as soon as I get home.

That’s just where they will end up anyways.

Or better yet, I should just not buy them.

Yet, I always get tricked by the clever advertising on the nylon packages that claim they are slimming, durable and comfortable. If their idea of comfortable is feeling like the circulation in your lower body is being cut off at the waist, then I guess their ads are right.

I mean, I will actually get a stomach ache if I try to wear them all day. Some of you might be thinking, “Well, you’re just buying the wron...